Paul Ryan Girl

I've got a crush on Paul Ryan

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leftybegone:

A tranny was working the drive-thru at Taco Bell.

TL;DR: I now have AIDS.

LOLOLOL

A bizarre, desultory little car ride with leftybegone. Hey — hot tip, you’re not Ricky Gervais. Anyway, he brings a second person along, cause even he can’t pull off what you’re trying to do here.

Well, at least now I have an idea of the level of intellect I’ve been debating. Here I thought … oh, never mind. LOL. Joke’s on me.

I’m too damn old for Tumblr. I’ll be back over at NRO if you’re looking for me.

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Life lesson for young conservatives

It’s hip here on tumblr to trash liberals as unthinking spouters of talking points who, when they can’t debate the logic, resort to undermining the credibility of the person who presented the argument.

I hate to tell you this, but …Conservatives do this too.

Exhibit A: leftybegone.

When I rebutted his nonsensical rant about gay adoption, he ran off, realizing that he was outnumbered in the brain cell department, and went crying to his Bible-thumping, knee-jerk, ignorant-stereotype-embodying fan base over on his website.

I realize that my response before had, like, a ton of words and stuff, so maybe he couldn’t get through the whole thing. I’ll sum up:

My main objection was his support of Rand Paul while declaiming gay adoption. That’s … logically inconsistent. To put it politely.

My secondary point was that its incumbent upon the pro-life movement to encourage adoption. Leftybegone believes this implies promoting adoption by serial killers and child molesters. Nope. Obviously. Poor logic, poor critical thinking skills, classic straw man, fail.

Some of leftybegone’s keen readers point out that, like, there was this one time? In California? And like, these lesbians? They totally gave their son hormone treatments! Like, to make him a girl! zOMG! Therefore, no gay person should ever be allowed to adopt, because like obviously!

To which I say, there are bad parents among the gay population. There are also bad parents among the straight population. Because of Hedda Nussbaum and Joel Steinberg, straight couples should not be allowed to adopt! They’re obviously just a ticking time bomb!

Others among his highly discerning readers pointed out that this here country of our’n was founded on the good sound moral principles of the Bible, and if’n y’all don’t see fit to uphold those morals, why, then, y’all just ain’t no kind of true conservative, yer just a weak-kneed sodomite-loving brainwarshed lib’rul!

Naturally, I assume these fine upstanding Christian scholars are equally outraged by the epidemic of divorce and single parentho- hey, hey, wait, where’d everyone go?

So pardon me if I don’t take the accusation of being “not a true conservative” very seriously coming from this impressive think tank. With advocates like you, no wonder we keep losing elections.

Filed under leftybegone facepalm

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Trying to screencap the “tongue shot” I accidentally got this. Was about to delete it, but then I thought it might be … of interest.

Trying to screencap the “tongue shot” I accidentally got this. Was about to delete it, but then I thought it might be … of interest.

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wageronconservatism:

I did a thing.
To preempt liberal hate:
Obama did raise taxes on the poor and middle class starting January 1st 2013
Obama did not repeal the Patriot Act but did sign the National Defense Authorization Act for 2012 further infringing on the privacy rights of citizens
Obama’s response to Sandy was slower and less effective than Bush’s response to Katrina
Obama may have claim to have ended the Iraq war, but he expanded the Afghan war, and began drone strikes on other Middle Eastern nations, and declared he had the authority to kill Americans on American soil via drone strike
Not to mention Fast and Furious, Benghazi, GSA, Secret Service employing prostitutes, Solyndra, and so on.
Suck on that cold hard truth, liberals.  The god you worship is worse than the very demons you claimed to hate.

wageronconservatism:

I did a thing.

To preempt liberal hate:

  • Obama did raise taxes on the poor and middle class starting January 1st 2013
  • Obama did not repeal the Patriot Act but did sign the National Defense Authorization Act for 2012 further infringing on the privacy rights of citizens
  • Obama’s response to Sandy was slower and less effective than Bush’s response to Katrina
  • Obama may have claim to have ended the Iraq war, but he expanded the Afghan war, and began drone strikes on other Middle Eastern nations, and declared he had the authority to kill Americans on American soil via drone strike
  • Not to mention Fast and Furious, Benghazi, GSA, Secret Service employing prostitutes, Solyndra, and so on.

Suck on that cold hard truth, liberals.  The god you worship is worse than the very demons you claimed to hate.

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bluestategirlforpaul:

paulryanafterdark:

missmerewolf:

Cute picture from Paul’s Twitter and FB! Happy Mother’s Day, Mrs. Ryan, and might I add…well done, ma’am. 

Happy Mother’s Day to all the other moms out there, too! :)

They picked an amazing picture for this. What a fine ass man! Shake what yo mama gave ya!

I know, perfect polo shot!

Bahaha…I love how he’s looking right at the camera! He’s totally posing.

bluestategirlforpaul:

paulryanafterdark:

missmerewolf:

Cute picture from Paul’s Twitter and FB! Happy Mother’s Day, Mrs. Ryan, and might I add…well done, ma’am.

Happy Mother’s Day to all the other moms out there, too! :)

They picked an amazing picture for this. What a fine ass man! Shake what yo mama gave ya!

I know, perfect polo shot!

Bahaha…I love how he’s looking right at the camera! He’s totally posing.

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Please tell me he didn’t say that. That is just so mind-bendingly asinine. Not least because, actually, more than one-half of humans are women.
Why? Why should they have to be scientists if they don’t want to?
Tell you what, Bill Nye. Let’s round up all the kindergarten teachers, human resource directors, swimsuit models, physical therapists, and stay-at-home parents and make them trade places with physicists, chemical engineers, and structural dynamicists (I left out biology because women are already overrepresented in biological sciences). Clearly women do those jobs not because they enjoy them, or they fit their skill set, or they find them rewarding, but because … idk … hurr durr, patriarchy?

Please tell me he didn’t say that. That is just so mind-bendingly asinine. Not least because, actually, more than one-half of humans are women.

Why? Why should they have to be scientists if they don’t want to?

Tell you what, Bill Nye. Let’s round up all the kindergarten teachers, human resource directors, swimsuit models, physical therapists, and stay-at-home parents and make them trade places with physicists, chemical engineers, and structural dynamicists (I left out biology because women are already overrepresented in biological sciences). Clearly women do those jobs not because they enjoy them, or they fit their skill set, or they find them rewarding, but because … idk … hurr durr, patriarchy?

(Source: scienceing, via faithcollapsing)